Christmas is over, the new year is past - enough of the meaningful reflections for now and on to reality - because seriously.....
I am not kidding.....if you meet a nice YOUNG mom like me with four precious kids out anywhere - say - the grocery store and her children are behaving beautifully and you begin to chat with them and you ask them, "So, where do you go to school?" (This happens to us constantly.......uh, at least the question part). "Oh, we are homeschooled," they say. (It has taken about five years for them to figure out what to say but now we know what "grades" we are in, basically what we study, etc.)
Stop right there! Because I am telling you the woman is probably a FRAUD! Anyone who says they homeschool and has upwards of 2 or more children and any of them are under the age of 5, I am here to say that there is no possible way they are getting anything done which resembles "school". Those lovely children might say they are doing history, math, handwriting, language arts - oh and a second language - but let me just tell you that I am pretty sure this is more of what it looks like:
Everyone gets up with the best of intentions but for some reason, all of a sudden it is pushing 8 am and mom is still cleaning up the kitchen - she leaves to try and get a load of laundry going, but when she goes around the corner the dog cleans up what was left on everyone's plates. There don't seem to be any children around to school anyway because they have disappeared into the depths of the backyard to play "Heidi".... Not to mention that clothes are still on bedroom floors, bathrooms are not straightened, and the phone is already ringing. Finally once the mother/teacher gathers everyone to sit for their work, she remembers she forgot to make her coffee so that must take priority. But when she gets her cup out the 2 year old hollers "chocat milk?" Ok - fine, "whatever it takes to get you in the chair." So fifteen minutes later everyone has their drink of choice.....so just about when mom sits to begin preschool time with the little ones, 2yr. old has to go potty. OK - in the time that takes the 5 year old is pretty much done with her handwriting page and halfway done with math! Later, mom and little ones begin reading a favorite picture book on the couch - Mr. 8 year old just can't stand it because it is one of his old favorites and he has to listen in. Finally when the 2 little ones are released to go play, teacher/mom thinks she'll have some 1/1 time with 11 yr. old. Ha! That is after 2 more bathroom trips, constant redirection, trying to find something else to keep little ones busy, and rewarming her coffee 3 times in the microwave. Then she remembers she needs to call the mechanic. By then, 11 yr. old is done with her work and so is 8 yr. old so they settle in to read aloud while everyone colors - colors for 5 minutes before 2 yr. old has finished an entire coloring book in one color and has to go to the bathroom again! Better rewarm the coffee again. No - on second thought let's try something else - how about a science experiment? Well - only if 2 yr. old is far away......yes, far. No, on second thought I'll fix lunch and forget the whole thing -
Just one of those days - seemed one train of thought was not meant to be. One of those days I always think of all the families I spend time with in coops or in the homeschool community who have lots of kids and appear normal and appear to be learning and excelling - I am just sure they are a hoax too! Have to be. One of those "Can anyone really be DOING this?" days....
I always tell people - "Whatever it is you think I am doing - I am not really doing it!". The reality is - life. Homeschooling is sure a lot of trial and error.....it does not look like what we think it should most times. What DOES it look like? Different every day - with routine in there too. Some days look like this.........

The school planner is under there somewhere.....

Piles of laundry everywhere....
And other days look like this.......

Studious, sweet, hardworking

Look at the tranquil facial expressions!
So I am off to bed to dream of lovely scenes such as the above because tomorrow is a new day!