Over the last several weeks I have been going on and on to several of my friends about a great website with crockpot recipes......I made an awesome Spinach Pesto Lasagna a week or so ago and have been experimenting with other ideas on the site. Recently I had also been thinking about how to solve an orange chicken dilemma I was having. The chicken in the frozen version (from Trader Joes) was just too greasy. I think it is the first frozen prepared food I've bought in I don't know when. I was also irritated by the expense. Well no need to worry - I searched orange chicken on the crockpot site and bingo - the recipe sounded great and the picture looked yummy! I was so thrilled about making it I even emailed the link to a few friends and my mom saying - "look what is in the crockpot for tonight!"
I doubled the sauce because I like plenty and happily went off to PE class, dreaming of the lovely dinner we would have waiting at home when we returned. I left it cooking on the counter since we were taking the crockpot tipping dog with us......and Aslan and I walked around the track at PE with my attentive friends as I bragged about the extraordinary dinner I anticipated. It is said that pride goeth before the fall......
Fast forward to 3:30pm. In unusual fashion, Merl surprised us at PE (dressed as the Hulk - another whole blog in itself)....so ended up taking the dog and Ryan home with him. When I called after piano to tell Merl we were on our way he says, "Oh - by the way we aren't at home....we are getting the oil changed." Immediately I said "Please tell me you left the crockpot cooking in the laundry room." (My way of avoiding catastrophe with the counter surfing hound.) "No......didn't think of that."
Marvelous - I have the best dinner of the century bubbling in the crock pot and he left the counter king loose in the house with it! Quickly I sifted through other dinner options in my mind as I was 99.9% sure that the dog had devoured our meal or at least tipped the pot over (He has done it before.....yes, I know that most of you are questioning why we keep this dog. That is another blog too.) As soon as the car rolled in the driveway Madison ran inside.....only to return screaming......"It's still there! The dinner is still in the pot!"
This should have been my first clue.
Why on earth would he not go after this sweet smelling treat?
Well my friends, because even though I have come a long way in my cooking aspirations - there are still disasters. In almost 20 years of dating/marriage - up until this night there were only 3 that were dumpster worthy:
1) When I cooked my favorite chicken and rice casserole in a pot I'd stored potpourri in......
2) Cheesy corn casserole......when I asked Merl what he thought of it he simply said, "It's not my favorite." After I tasted it and decided I couldn't eat another bite, we escorted it to the dumpster and went out.
3) The weird pasta dish I served when my in-laws and niece visited..... My mother in law gracious as she is, stated it was fine, my father in law - who I have never seen refuse any food or not clean his plate - cleaned his plate, and my niece simply said ...."It's not my favorite" - hmmm.....must be a popular family line!
I don't know what went wrong......for one thing - my orange chicken did not look like the picture of hers......I could have made a mistake in the amounts of ingredients.......not sure really if I agreed with the list of ingredients as I put them in....my gut told me they might not be such a good combination. People do say I have a good gut.....
In any case, the first thing Merl said was - "It's not my favorite." Oh boy - clue number two. Then Madison began to voice her opinion. I tasted mine and it was horrible. Jonathan and Allie wouldn't try it. 0-5......until Ryan - who bite after bite kept saying - "It's really not that bad." Not sure what planet he is from but I couldn't finish mine.
Probably would have helped if my expectations hadn't been so high - but even then......so now hear this - for all of you I sent the link to - you may want to tweak the sauce a bit. I am going to do some research on the situation......certainly I would not blame it on the wonderful lady whose site I so enjoy! There are about 100 comments after the recipe saying how great it is! It could be us. Even so, tonight in our household it was deemed a megaflop. Even Aslan wasn't interested in it....
In fact, as I was cleaning up the kitchen I noticed Madison had taken the time to make sure I didn't forget the incident and had added a note to my planner:
Totally cracked me up.....
I can take it - it's the truth - but in our house failure is just a part of the process - eventually determination and perseverance will have their way and we WILL enjoy orange chicken in the slow cooker! Guarantee it!






